Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

26 sold a kidney to buy Hilda Ogdens 3 flying ducks wall orniments.

PS's is reallyhacked off, beacuse it was one of his kidneys.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Once people have met Tosh, if you were to ask them "What do you think he does for a job", most people reply

1- Estate agent.
2- Tax inspector.
3- Used car salesman.

Many Christmas cards, tosh?

 

[Dec66]

PaulSecteur actually IS an estate agent.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dec66 is West Wickhams town crier...

"Boohoo... its crap here...Boohoo"

 

[Dec66]

I thought you were meant to tell lies on this thread?

PaulSecteur is getting a Cube Peloton for Christmas.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dec66 solved his Rubiks cube very easily.

"You just peel the stickers off and put them where you want them".

Like the posh, insurance selling ferrit on TV says....Simples!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS keeps his posh insurance selling ferrits down his trousers tha knows

 

[TVC]

TbT dreams of becoming a Victoria's Secrets model.

 

[TVC]

Rocky's secret is that he's wearing his wife's underwear whilst posting here.

 

[stephec]

Rocky never really wanted to see the year out.

 

[PaulSecteur]

This year Steph has been really, really nice just to make sure santa brings the right thing.

Every single episode of Hollyoaks... on Betamax.

 

[busman]

@PaulSecteur has every episode of Ellderado

 

[PaulSecteur]

"It was like eating a fish finger sandwich with lots of chicken McNuggets" Was how Busman described eating a deep fried seagull sandwich.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has been out and about setting traps for seagulls.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 for the next few days will reaping his chant....

"I have been very good and I don't want much Santa, but please.... sandals and white socks for the summer please!"