Post a lie about the poster above.

[guitarpete247]

Speicher is still chewing on the one I threw the furthest.

 

[Postmanhat]

Guitarpete is very fond of welly tossing. He also gets i and e confused, which has led to some wasted journeys

 

[IDMark2]

Postmanhat should talk, originally he was going to use Postmancat as his username, but like all postmen he is of course dyslexic.

 

[accountantpete]

IDM has an obsession with German Goalkeepers - his doctor reckons he's Neuerotic

 

[guitarpete247]

Accountant Pete has an obsession with German gaol keepers. The neurotic thinks he's been doctored.

 

[PaulSecteur]

GP is one of the eight maids a-milkin.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is next in the queue for being milked.

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 is one of the 10 ladies dancing. By lady, I mean..

 

[PaulSecteur]

Theres only one AndyR in the village.

 

[Andy_R]

PS's old village rang. They want their idiot back.

 

[stephec]

Due to cutbacks Andy is now responsible for three villages.

He still has spare capacity for another two.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec has a problem looming on the horizon. He is already at the last hole in his belt and with the Christmas indulgencies on the way he knows it wont fit in a few days... But he has a solution.

"Make another hole in the belt" I hear you say.

No, not that - that would be over thinking it.

He has just decided not to wear any trousers.

 

[Andy_R]

PS hasn't worn trousers since 1991...ever since he heard that the KLF were heading to Muumuu Land with Tammy Wynette

 

[PaulSecteur]

Despite his claims, AndyR is neither justified or ancient.

 

[Andy_R]

On the other hand, PS is either justified, or ancient. He can't remember which though....