Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

PS has been shoving sprouts up his bum - he says it's to forgoe the whole process of eating them, but given the incident with the cucumber I don't think the good folks down at A&E will believe it for one minute.

 

[accountantpete]

Andy_R prefers his sprouts shaken, not stirred.

 

[stephec]

When AP eats sprouts the whole house shakes.

 

[guitarpete247]

When stepec shakes the whole house eats sprouts.

 

[stephec]

GP has an asbo specifically for sprout eating.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When steph has the sprouts he has to phone the local authorities to register himself as a Biohazard.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul says he loves 'em - sprouts honour.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has just tucked into a McSprout burger.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PS is sprouting off again.

 

[Andy_R]

PS is lying on his back with his legs in the air, firing sprouts across the room.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oh dear... AndyR got a large Toblerone and a Terrys chocolate orange from Santa and has scoffed them already... not leaving any room for his sprouts.

 

[Andy_R]

PS is going to be a rebel and open his After Eights at 7.59

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR has the ambassador coming round for dinner, to spoil him he is going to get the Ferrero Rocher out.

 

[stephec]

PS knows the secret of the Black Magic box.

 

[accountantpete]

And all because stephec loves Milk Tray