Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

AP is more of a Bertie Bassett kind of guy

 

[accountantpete]

Andy has been up since 4 am searching for his presents and is just going for a sherbet dip.

 

[PaulSecteur]

8.21pm on boxing day. Pete accepts that this year, like the other years, he is the little boy Santa clause forgot.

 

[Speicher]

Paul has been described as two-faced. I prefer to say he is "multi-faceted".

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher has been described as a gem, but she prefers to think of herself as a pastille

 

[accountantpete]

Andy is in a tribute band called Peter Paul & Hairy and has been trying to get Peter and Paul to join the forum.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP has been polishing his blue peter.

Bagde.

 

[TVC]

Paul always displays his Jolly Roger.

Jolly Roger, that's a strange pet name for it.

 

[stephec]

TVC always puts on a display when he visits Manchester.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Stephec went to Manchester once, never been back since.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh has a restraining order - he's not allowed anywhere near Manchester

 

[PaulSecteur]

Whenever 26 goes to manche"star" he uses a sharpie marker pen to furnish himself with a mono-brow, so he will look like a Gallagher, but ends up looking more like a James Blunt.

A right James Blunt.

 

[Postmanhat]

PS regales his mirror with 'You're Beautiful To Me' every morning

 

[IDMark2]

Whereas, due to his chronic alcohol abuse, Postmanhat just sings 'Yellow'.

 

[Speicher]

You should see the quantity of empty beer cans, whishey bockkles and pince mies crumbs on the floor at Mark's house. The Neighbour Hoodwatch have called in the Grime Scene Investigation Bureau.