Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Speicher's been at the chocolate mice again

 

[PaulSecteur]

Now that we are passed the winter equinox AndyR has noticed that its staying lighter for longer, and its about a minute per day later that he has to shut his curtains.

When I say shut the curtains, it actually means use bits of sticky tape to hold up pages of The Sun onto his windows.

 

[Speicher]

Paul doesn't have windows in his house. He has see-through bricks.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher is stealing all the see through lego bricks she can find, "I hope you all stand on lego" she is heard to mutter as she strews it all around.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR is hard at work making something with Stickle Bricks, what is it Andy?

A monstrosity.

 

[Andy_R]

PS is busy at work making something using an old boiler suit, a pair of humungous safety boots, a dead body, the brain of a psychotic criminal, and several lightning bolts. Yup, Sunday dinner.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Even this close after Christmas, Andy does not own a single sock that doesn't have a big toe protruding.

Wouldn't be so bad if he didn't wear sandals all the time.

 

[Andy_R]

PS has been snuffling through my sock drawer again, despite the injunction...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy knows that the injunction is for his undies drawer

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 took the "jeans riding low on the hip" look too far and has been prosecuted for a vulgar display of Y fronts.

 

[Andy_R]

PS goes for the pink lace whaletail look himself.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Andy is still wearing his christmas cracker party hat.

 

[stephec]

PS still insists on hanging a cracker from his belt and shouting, "here, pull this," to all the girls at the office party.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephs office partys highlight was hen he ended up in the cupboard having a fondle with Hetty, the cleaners hoover.

 

[Dayvo]

Dedicated new romantic as he is, PS still wears his 'wedge' with pride.

Unfortunately it's more Donald Trump than Phil Oakey these days.