Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

AndyR is like a less sophisticated version of "Heavy D" of Storage Hunters UK.

(Google it)

 

[guitarpete247]

PS has just been put back on the top of his tree for the rest of the Christmas period.

 

[TVC]

Pete's attempt to stage the Nativity in Coalville had had to be cancelled because he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.





The old ones are the best

 

[IDMark2]

The old ones are the best

TVC should know, it was him that invented that one originally.

 

[stephec]

When he first heard TVC tell that joke Mark heckled, "come on, tell us some we haven't heard."

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph still doesn't understand that joke

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has to keep checking the calendar to make sure it is nearly Christmas.

He is unsure because he has only heard East 17s "Stay" on the radio 14 times so far this month, not the usual 27,000 in December.

 

[Moon bunny]

PaulSecteur has fallen in with a bad crowd, drugs, drinking, vandalism, petty thieving, the lot. So now his children are thinking of moving him to a different nursing home.

 

[accountantpete]

Moon Bunny has just installed a "nursing home smell" Magic Tree freshener in her car.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Accountant Pete is such as Scrooge that he wont buy mince pies at Christmas, and that presents him with a problem...because he LOVES mince pies.

So how will he get mince pies...?

How about training a hamster to go to his local Sainsburys, stuff some into his cheeks then make a speedy getaway... Look at the little fella go!!!

 

[Andy_R]

PS isn't on psychedelic drugs

 

[SteCenturion]

PS once received a Giant Toblerone for Christmas ....

He still claims it to be the hardest puzzle he ever tried.

 

[SteCenturion]

SC isn't late again.

 

[SteCenturion]

Andy_R is still on one of the members of Psychedelic Furs.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Attempting to bring a fusion of traditional christmas leftovers with fast food, ste is working on a recipe for kentucky fried sprouts.