Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Tbt's owl has returned.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Is your owl brown, dusty and dull?

Then try shampooing it with "Owl sparkle". It comes with several shades of pink glitter to really make your owl stand out at any of your regular owl meetings, and now with a choice of 3 great smells - toe-nails, armpits or some home brew that didn't turn out quite right and melted the sink when it was tipped away.

"I have thrown out all my old owl shampoo" said Speicher, "Owl sparkle is the future of pimping your owl - and I know a thing or 2 about pimping owls."

 

[Speicher]

On Burn's night earlier this week, events got rather out of hand, and Paul set fire to the tablecloth. He is now barred from the "Wagon and Horses" in Dudley.

 

[Cheddar George]

"Wee sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie"

or "dinner" as Speicher prefers to call it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Cheds eyes can only move in a horizontal motion.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Horizontal - PS's usual position.

 

[accountantpete]

26 is vertically challenged

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP likes a challenge, that's why he is always researching and trying to figure out the answers to TVs hardest quiz.

The one at the end of Bargain Hunt.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul hates Spesh bikes really,it's only because Great Uncle Archie handed one down to him he rides one

 

[postman]

Oskar is not going to America,he hates being fondled by celebrities.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

postman has a restraining order,brought on by American celebrities

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oskar believes that when he is asleep his knees argue with each other.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul believes that knocking his knees together is the best way to catch flies

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oskar is so into social media, that when he doesnt hear someone instead of saying "Excuse me, could you repeat that please?" he just says "Retweet that?"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS has a great face for social media.