Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Ian Rush.
Just Ian Rush.

26 just needs Ian Rush to complete his 1987 panini football sticker album.

 

[Cheddar George]

Paul only requires Brainy Smurf (you know, the one with the glasses) to complete his collection.

 

[Nibor]

Cheddar can't go commando under his cycling shorts as his underpants a moulded on.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Nibor invented the sanwich-sandwich.

Make one sandwich, then put that in another sandwich.

How does a fishfinger sandwich inside a jam sandwich aound? Effing disgusting.

But he did only claim he invented it, not that it was any good.

 

[Nibor]

PaulSecteur invented the Secateur for gardening only the advertising agency made a typo.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Nibor has got green fingers. He's no good at gardening but his nose is nice and clear

 

[Andy_R]

TBT got a bit confused last time he had a head cold, and started rubbing Vic's chest.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When andy has a cold his nose gets so sore that even the softest tissue feels like sandpaper. The only alternatvie is to pop next door and wipe it on their hamster.

Mmmm... furry soft.

 

[accountantpete]

PS was ticked off by the pc brigade after his reference to a "bunch" of grapes.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP wants the collective noun for a group of bald people to be a "slap" of bald peope.

 

[Ludwig]

PaulSecateur has no regerts about having that tattoo done

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Before Ludwig goes for a cycle,he phones a taxi and tells it to wait in the next street.
He cycles to the taxi,puts the bike in the back of it,and gets the taxi home

 

[PaulSecteur]

When oskar is drunk he tells everyone that his name is Spud McGiblet.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul likes to be known as Paula at the weekends.
Much to the approval of his wife Jim

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oskar has been to kfc to see what discount he gets by using his budgie instead of their chicken.