Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

One of dougs many nicknames is "chomper".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

One of dougs many nicknames is "chomper".

Paul's main nickname is 'window licker'

 

[TVC]

Doug has licked a few widows in his time.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's full Dog name is Red Light District Portiere III

 

[colly]

ACP's red lamp ran out of oil years ago.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly's chain needed that oil

 

[stephec]

26's chain has been slack for many a year, and let's not get onto the surface rust.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec uses the Mickle method for cleaning his toilet chain.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

pete is a happy bunny whenever someone pulls his chain

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is a happy bunny whenever someone pulls him out of a hat.

 

[TVC]

Paul couldn't pull a muscle.

 

[stephec]

TVC was originally lined up as the star of the Mr Muscle cleaner adverts, he was bumped off the gig at the last minute though when the producer found a hunkier beefcake.

 

[PaulSecteur]

No one has perfected the art of standing at a bus stop, looking at their watch and tutting like steph.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When it comes to bus stops and lamp posts PS usually stops to raise a leg.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is making great strides in his fight against his addiction.

He is down to just 2 jars of gherkins a day.