Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Ste's Donald Trump impression is uncannily accurate, some people say it doesn't seem to tax his acting abilities.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Have you ever seen stephec and Hilary Clinton in the same room at the same time? Case closed

 

[PaulSecteur]

Have you ever seen 26 and Rachel Riley in the same room? That's a restraining order working.

 

[MiK1138]

Paul is hurriedly moving his assets due to the leak of the Panama Papers

 

[Speicher]

Mik has frozen his assets in Iceland.

 

[TVC]

Iceland, Aldi, Asda, Lidl. Speicher has no idea what they are, it's Ocado all the way with her.

 

[Speicher]

Iceland, Aldi, Asda, Lidl. Speicher has no idea what they are, it's Ocado all the way with her.

That is not a lie. I can clearly recall the last time that I was in a big supermarket. It was June 2006. In the past ten years I have been into a Tesco Express perhaps ten times, the local one being about the size of a tennis court. I use the local small shops.

 

[TVC]

Wol always shops local

 

[Speicher]

@The Velvet Curtain

Yesterday you referred to me as an old lady. Now you're suggesting I wear a cravat. I can go off people!

 

[Speicher]

TVC has just bought a second-hand Bentley. It has only done 6,000 miles from new, and it is British Racing Green. The satnav has Windsor programmed as the home address.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has just sold her Bentley

 

[TVC]

TbT owns a Rolls Canardly. It rolls down hill and can 'ardly get up the other side.*




*this joke was found covered in three inches of dust.

 

[stephec]

TVC has never been a fan of Les Dawson, too many modern jokes for him.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec is campaigning for Synchronised Cinema Usherette Tripping to be included in the 2020 Olympics.

 

[SteCenturion]

@accountantpete has been 'on call' snagging David Camera On's 'files'.