Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS's syndrome is a wonder.

 

[SteCenturion]

26 x 25 applied for a change of use on that there London Village Dome ....

He planned to turn the famous landmark into the ...
'World's Biggest Brothel' TM & call it the Sin-Dome.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SteCenturion still has a bucketful of luncheon vouchers (purchased with his compensation from the "Whiplash" incident), but can't find anywhere to spend them.....like he used to in the good old days.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ste was worried about the safety of his pet hamster, as he likes to let it wonder the streets.

Taking inspiration from hedgehogs he solved the problem by superglueing press studs to him.

The hamster is not impressed by his new punk look but enjoys taunting cats.

 

[Speicher]

Paul stills uses stamps to post his letters. To be frank, I do not know why he goes to the Post Office, to get tutted at by agressive OAPs.

 

[stephec]

Needing to take a trip to that London, Speicher was so desperate to avoid paying the extortionate train fare that she attempted to squeeze herself through the work's franking machine.

I'm too much of a gentleman to tell you the postage it calculated.

 

[SteCenturion]

Some know @stephec simply as Stephec

His teachers knew him as "Oi Stephens, leave that girl alone" ...

while others in 'the trade' know him as Stephec 15 Denier Noir after his penchant for keeping on his favourite ladies leg wear long after he has left the Post Office.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste was responsible for almost all of the answers in the 'Amusing test answer' thread.

He really is as thick as mince!

 

[stephec]

MDB didn't think any of those answers were wrong.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB didn't think any of those answers were wrong.

Stephec cannot see what is so funny about any of them as it is highly intellectual reading for him.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDBs attempt to make himself look like a proffesor failed miserabley. He heard that smart people often have leather patches sewn onto their elbows.

A little more research would have shown that they sew the patches to the elbows of their jackets, not directly onto their own elbows.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sewing? PS is deffo a sew and sew

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has been getting lessons off of @User14044 on how to perfect the sound of his 'armpit farts'

 

[TVC]

Is that a fart gun in Rocky's pocket or is he pleased to see me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Get yer fartproof knickers TVC, (as once bought by the late Vernon for his wife) ye've pulled!