Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When round at Rockaay's house, TVC couldn't work out where the sound of delivery vans (and other road vehicles of a certain tone) was coming from, seeing as Rockaay lives on the 38th floor of a Council high rise.
Turns out Rockaay had just been to the toilet and had had trapped wind.
....... I think that is my record for the number of times I have said someone's name in a post on this thread..... Rockaay..... Eh @User14044?
Turns out Rockaay had just been to the toilet and had had trapped wind.
....... I think that is my record for the number of times I have said someone's name in a post on this thread..... Rockaay..... Eh @User14044?
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB has just tagged @User14044 as he wants at least one person to notice his post. But Rocky is ignoring him as usual
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockaay's neighbour on the 39th floor has started playing his dance music loudly again, and Rockaay here has had a sort of senior moment. You see, Rockaay was about to type a post worthy of the Nobel Prize in Literature, but instead, Rockaay has become so distracted by the music that he has started typing what it sounds like..... And has forgotten totally what he was originally going to write. Poor Rockaay!
Rockaay cannot see how that sounds like a euphemism at all, can you Rockaay?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Down at Halcyon Daze Tower, Rockaay has now battered down his neighbour's door...... And has nicked the music so that he can play it himself!
accountantpete
OAP
It was Rocky - he didn't want to come clean about it.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky bought two artichokes for £10. He thinks he'll make a profit
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Talking of films, Rockaay is well known to the production team of The Radio Times and other TV guides, as, over the years, he has tirelessly staged a one man campaign to get the them to give a description when it says that a film contains nudity and/or sex scenes.
'What?' he always asks, full frontal? topless? front bottom? back bottom?..... Who? When? How many times?..... And for how long? (These last 4 are crucial help for him to.... Ahem... Enlarge..... His Betamax collection of 'naughty bits').
Years of waiting patiently, eyes glued to the TV screen for hours on end, only for a brief glimpse of someone's bum has left him bitter!!
'What?' he always asks, full frontal? topless? front bottom? back bottom?..... Who? When? How many times?..... And for how long? (These last 4 are crucial help for him to.... Ahem... Enlarge..... His Betamax collection of 'naughty bits').
Years of waiting patiently, eyes glued to the TV screen for hours on end, only for a brief glimpse of someone's bum has left him bitter!!
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accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug once wrote to Marlon Brando enquiring whether he could tell Stork from butter.
accountantpete
OAP
stephec has three bird cages - the lady in the pet shop thought he asked for a menagerie a trois.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
AP always thought a "pied a terrace" was a patio made up of black and white slabs.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Tosh always thought that "Hors D'oeuvres" had to be mucked out from the stables. Imagine his surprise when offered a plate of them........
