Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has always been great at

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has just sent me a lovely

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is so tall he got hit by a drone on the walk to get his pension.

 

[SteCenturion]

Accountantpete is as tight as cramp ...



No, no, that's not right ....


He's tight & camp ....

which coincidentally is a bonus to many on Tuesday nights down at the Blue Lagoon Club.

 

[TVC]

Ste, the man with the inappropriate finger.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC has a face that looks like its made from Lego.

 

[stephec]

PS was banned from Toys-R-Us for messing with the Lego display and placing the figures in inappropriate poses.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec was banned from the Toy Shop for putting Action Man in one of Barbie's outfits. How on earth could Action Man repel hordes of bandits if he was wearing a ballgown and pink stillettos?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is outraged by bagals.

"They're just cobs with a hole... its like a cob polo" he says to anyone that happens to be in the bread isle at tesco.

 

[stephec]

Steph is outraged by bagals.

"They're just cobs with a hole... its like a cob polo" he says to anyone that happens to be in the bread isle at tesco.

Even worse, PS was so outraged by them that he wrote to his MP because they didn't even have a minty flavour.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph has never been described as "A minter"

 

[Speicher]

Steph still shudders at the memory of that evening in the company of Araminta Ponsington-Smythe. He has avoided King's Cross ever since that incident.

 

[stephec]

Speicher thought her jokes were hilarious until she became a court jester, but all she did was make Kings Cross.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph eats twix bars in the most unusual manor.

One in from each end.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul buys the Sun every day as he wants to see his world views in print, not just written in crayon.