Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has piles





...... of jokes like that one.

Rockaay digs his out from the large steaming pile at the bottom of the garden

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug sees fairies at the bottom of his garden.

Rockaay sees nothing but a huge gap where his should be.

Well, he does live on the 38th floor of Halcyon Daze Tower, remember?

 

[stephec]

Rocky's been referred to as 'the penthouse suite 'as there's nothing downstairs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is known as Bungalow Bill to his friends.....they think he has nothing on top. And they are right.

Rockaay is known as 'Cellar Bill', he doesn't have one, and everyone knows he has nothing down below anywa.....

...... I'm sure you can see where this is going

 

[stephec]

Great minds.....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Great minds.....

Stephec has no idea what is going on

 

[stephec]

That's because MDB tried to explain it to me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's because MDB tried to explain it to me.

Even after an intensive 4 week course, Steph is still none the wiser.

 

[TVC]

If Doug ever invites you on his intensive four week course, politely refuse, turn around and run, run and don't look back.
Anyone who didn't knows why.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's rich! TCV should never, ever be approached without a cattleprod and a net!

 

[TVC]

A cattleprod and a net are the two essentials Doug takes with him when he goes out on the pull.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A cattleprod and a net are the two essentials Doug takes with him when he goes out on the pull.

After the other night in the pub TVC just wont take 'No' for an answer!

 

[TVC]

After the other night in the pub TVC just wont take 'No' for an answer!

And my question was "Doug, are you going to stop waving that around and zip it back up?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For the rest of you, TVC knows that the prod of the cattle prod sits in a zip - up pouch when not in use.

TVC got hold of it and was playing with it......



Or something

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB cooks baked beans by baking each bean individually.