Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

He went to perform a debut of his song at Edinburgh Waverly, but was drowned out by all the cranks out to see The Flying Scotsman.

He is now en route to Leicester as he thinks it will be nice and quiet tonight

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB left some luggage in the gents at Old Trafford. "What's all the fuss about?" he asks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay was one of the poor sods who had traveled from Azerbaijan just to see a match

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay doesn't know I had my phone nicked by @stephec

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sinead O'Connor has been found, but now Mad Doug has gone missing.

I am in the boot of Rockaay's car.

Help!

HELP!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've just sold Mad Doug in a car boot sale......his new owner is Sinead O'Connor.

Rockaay is now regretting the sale..... I am unsure what to make of it so far either.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB has just found a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow .....


No, no, wait ....

I meant a pot of glue at the end of his nose.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SC thinks his post is a sticky

 

[Smithbat]

26*25 wishes it was cloudy as he has vampiric tendencies.

 

[stephec]

SB is a sucker for vampires.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec could suck a football through a hosepipe ......


Julian Clary told me.

 

[stephec]

Ste loves being in the Joan Collins Fan Club.

 

[SteCenturion]

User turns on radiators

 

[stephec]

Old boilers turn Ste on.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Being steam powered stephec needs a new boiler