Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB was the Sun's first page three model.

The pictures were never printed though as even Rupert Murdoch found them distasteful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph got hold of them and has had a good few 'knee tremblers' as a result

 

[stephec]

MDB is very disappointed that the photos weren't published, he'd bought shares in sick bags in anticipation.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is very disappointed that the photos weren't published, he'd bought shares in sick bags in anticipation.

So is Stephec, he has a vomit fetish you see, and was really looking forwards to it!

 

[TVC]

Doug has no gag reflex.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has no gag reflex.

TVC religiously watches Eurovision each year.

 

[TVC]

Doug also watches Eurovision religiously, more specifically like a Catholic, - with no joy and a pervasive feeling of guilt.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC never stays up after midnight so that^^^^ isn't his post

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately for everyone else, TBT has never turned into a Pumpkin at Midnight

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is still looking for his glass slipper

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

While Rocky is to be found under the tables "hoovering" up all the peanuts that have fallen on the floor

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a nigh hoovering up the dregs of beer, TBT has also been known to lick the toilet floors in the pub

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB was recently barred from the Elephant & Castle for performing $H!T impressions .....

To be fair his Roy Castle was quite good but his elephant was below the belt.

 

[stephec]

Ste is barred fro his local for getting up on a table to do his elephant impression by turning his trouser pockets inside out.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@stephec has been named as next year's UK entrant for The Eurovision Song Contest.

He now has a year to write and then f*** up a song for it.