Rockaay used to hoard his daily newspapers. 45 years worth
he had, including the Sun, News Of The World, Daily Star, Sunday Sport and the.... Erm.... Beano (it is probably more of a 'newspaper' than the others).
That was, until one day, they all toppled over and fell on him.
He was 6 foot 5, but now he's only 4 foot 9, and, due to his new shape, he now needs broadsheets for his bed!
..... You only have to see his avatar to see what he's like now!