Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul is starting to think he has been set up, but, he'll wait with Ste a bit longer.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB hasn't got time for such childish pranks .....
he's too busy trying to set a World Record on his space hopper.
he's too busy trying to set a World Record on his space hopper.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
When ste has to have an X-ray done he usually starts the conversation with the doctor with "You`re probably wondering why there is part of a pogo stick in there..."
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul had to attend the A&E department of his local hospital after apparently 'falling' penis first onto the hose of his hoover and getting stuck, causing severe swelling.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste was looking through some of his old love letters from his youth, and the most polite finished with the utterly descriptive yet bemusing lines:
'We just have to be apart
Your honesty hits me like a fart'.
Sorry, that was a misheard line from a song I just heard!
'We just have to be apart
Your honesty hits me like a fart'.
Sorry, that was a misheard line from a song I just heard!
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB never got any love letters, only hate mail.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
When ste goes to a fancy dress party its always as a smurf.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste was looking through some of his old love letters from his youth, and the most polite finished with the utterly descriptive yet bemusing lines:
'We just have to be apart
Your honesty hits me like a fart'.
Sorry, that was a misheard line from a song I just heard!
Well I thought it was funny anyway, hrrumph!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul once dressed up as a green Irish Smurf called a 'Turf'.
When the Police came knocking on the door after complaints about the noise, everyone immediately thought he was the grass.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
December 7th, 1984 was the last day that MDB had a wash.
He had seen all the hype for "Gremlins" and thought it best not risk getting himself wet, just in case.
He had seen all the hype for "Gremlins" and thought it best not risk getting himself wet, just in case.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
PS shuns bright light
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Now that we all prepare for Brexit split, 26x25 is ÷
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ste has been banned from from the platform of his local station due to committing the offence of "mooning the mass transit system"
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
When being interviewed on S4C, Paul was asked how he got to be so good at doing the locomotion ....
his simple reply was ....
I just trained & trained & trained.
his simple reply was ....
I just trained & trained & trained.
