PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ste, being one to jump on any band wagon that rolls passed, already owns 16 Peaky Blinders flat caps.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
That makes your very close relationship incestuous then.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Everytime the postman makes a delivery ste thinks the door is giving birth.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC visited Paul earlier, who had got it into his head that TVC was called Ray.
'Raymond Poulidor shut!'
Were Paul's frenzied words when TVC arrived and didn't close the door behind him in time.
'Raymond Poulidor shut!'
Were Paul's frenzied words when TVC arrived and didn't close the door behind him in time.
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC's all time favourite TdF rider is Miguel Indurain.
So much so that he wants to make him the Patron Saint of Cyclists that we can all toast to
..... San Miguel, of course!!
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug has just had breakfast with Dick Strawbridge at Crewe station.
Were they talking about trains or last night's pudding when Doug said "Well spotted Dick"?
Were they talking about trains or last night's pudding when Doug said "Well spotted Dick"?
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Speicher was once a contestant on Bargain Hunt. She lost £110.
She didnt bother with all that antiques crap, she just took the money to the pub and got wasted.
When asked why she did it she said "Mmmnah... im hating all thems old fings...LAGER LAGER!!! Im gonna find your auntie and really skweeeeze her cheeks. You think im scared of you... i will fight you!" She then puked on Tim Wonnacotts shoes and went to sleep on a tramp on a park bench.
They should have let her sober up before asking her questions.
She didnt bother with all that antiques crap, she just took the money to the pub and got wasted.
When asked why she did it she said "Mmmnah... im hating all thems old fings...LAGER LAGER!!! Im gonna find your auntie and really skweeeeze her cheeks. You think im scared of you... i will fight you!" She then puked on Tim Wonnacotts shoes and went to sleep on a tramp on a park bench.
They should have let her sober up before asking her questions.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul has fantasies involving both the guys from The Money Supermarket adverts and a family sized tub of yoghurt
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB is so thick that, when he was called up to be a contestant on Supermarket Sweep, he turned up with his own brush.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste was once beaten in a game of Chess by a brush.
Yes, he really isn't as daft as a brush, he's worse!
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB is a funny 'un.
He has a face like a pickled onion.
He has a face like a pickled onion.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
& a nose like a squashed tomato & he smells of stale P!$$
