Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

I'll get back to you(not a lie)

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

After a year of intense dieting and fitness training,SteCenturion has got himself down to Chunk proportions.

 

[TVC]

MM lives on a diet of Sugar Puffs and fags.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

TVC's "curtains" are not so velvet any more.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC once opened a Sandwich shop/caterers, but couldn't understand why got fewer customers than expected.

The big sign outside was probably a clue.

It read

'Welcome to TVC Sandwiches

The Number One Stop for

All your Sarnitary Services!'



The local rivals soon flushed him away.

 

[stephec]

MDB would never make a comment that's a bit below the belt.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Steph has nothing (useful) above the belt.

 

[SteCenturion]

I once heard that 26x25 comes from the Bible Belt & is a Mormon .....







Then again ..... they could have said ...

Moron.

 

[TVC]

Ste is proof that God doesn't exist.

 

[stephec]

The theories that TVC has proved aren't really repeatable in polite company.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is never in polite company. Him and his mates are all burping, farting, scrathcing, nose picking, "smell my finger" types.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste is proof that God doesn't exist.

Whilst TVC's 'Sarnitary Sarnis' were also a good number 2 second in the theory.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph is never in polite company. Him and his mates are all burping, farting, scrathcing, nose picking, "smell my finger" types.

Paul is jealous, his friends only rob old ladies.

 

[PaulSecteur]

After mistaking "citizen Smith" as a documentory, Mdb has been trying to register as a member of the Tooting Popular Front.

 

[TVC]

Paul goes by the nickname of 'The Fridge'. Not because he is a heavily muscled, imposing athlete but because every 20 minutes or so he goes "gurgle-gurgle-blobba-pobba-blobba-popp-tschhh".