twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
steph's idea of treating his lady to a good night out is to order some gravy and two straws.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
26 rigged up a complex arrangement of mirrors so that when he is sitting on the crapper he can see a reflection of his TV.
"The missus made me do it. I wont miss a moment of eastenders and when i have a dodgey belly she hates me using the slop bucket. I like the slop bucket".
"The missus made me do it. I wont miss a moment of eastenders and when i have a dodgey belly she hates me using the slop bucket. I like the slop bucket".
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Intrigued by the ringtone question PS has also set up a complex arrangement of mirrors.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
26 has at least 4 puddings per day.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul has been named as Frankie And Bennie's 'Pudding Of The Month' 3 months in a row.
He has a Saturday job clearing the tables in Walsall's resteraunt, but he is often just seen sitting about due to his size whilst gazing into space.
He has a Saturday job clearing the tables in Walsall's resteraunt, but he is often just seen sitting about due to his size whilst gazing into space.
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Much like Patrick Moore, MDB wears clothes that are simultaneously 3 sizes too big and 2 sizes too small.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Paul spends his evenings whittling intricate carvings of Angela Merkel's ear lobes ....
He says they are her Euro-genous Zones.
He says they are her Euro-genous Zones.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky attends a salon for some lyrical waxing. He doesn't understand the poems but his bikini line is very well maintained
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Every morning 26 sits by the front waiting for the postman so he can chew his letters and slobber on the postmans sac.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
FTFY
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBT is jealous as he LOVES to slobber and lick the postman's sack!!
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
MDB often looks forward to receiving a French Letter ...
PaulSecteur
Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
After a recent disagreement with the council, stephs motto is...
"You cant fight city hall. But you can sneak round at 2am and do a poo on the doorstep when no one is looking.
"You cant fight city hall. But you can sneak round at 2am and do a poo on the doorstep when no one is looking.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Paul is planning a new stage show in the East End *coz it's cheaper innit* based on a locked thread, but with a twist, it is entitled ...
Much a Poo About Nothing.
Much a Poo About Nothing.
