twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
The only time SC hears rustle rustle is when someone else is looking for money to buy the pints.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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russellchapman
Regular
26x25 is the exact dimension in mm of his left nostril
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Sir David of Attenborough once explored russells nostrils & in his left found a colony of fruit bats & a substantial quantity of guano, in his right nostril was an apple off the sideboard, half a packet of broken biscuits & a tube of glue.
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Stephec isn't thick, but he thinks that Carpe Diem means
'Fish is for dinner today, mmmm!'
'Fish is for dinner today, mmmm!'
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Colly has just had a great idea as to what he'll dress up as for Halloween.....
A monster in the shape of a cross between Wayne Rooney and Spock.
Ugly face, widow's peak, football top, silly pointed ears..........
........ Actually, on second thoughts, Colly has decided that that isn't too much of a difference, so he'll dress up as a ghost instead.
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
colly has the usual 5 senses and the 6th. What folks don't usually appreciate is he has a 7th as well. He's working on an 8th.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBT - It's life Jim, but not as we know it.
