Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Bear and arsed - words that have been included in the same sentence as Rocky on many occasions.

I'm not sure if that's the correct spelling of bear though.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph missed me while I was away

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The FBI have reportedly been looking through 650,000 of Hilary Clinton's e - mails, but what they quickly found was that 644,378 of them were in fact Candy Crush Saga requests from Rockaay.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 4545743, member: 45"]nobber[/QUOTE]

Yes, and?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB never agrees or asks for further details

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 likes to be sure of all the details

"How much is this?" He always asks.

"Its a pound, everything is a pound. You are in a pound shop, sir".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS - the only customer ever to haggle in a pound shop.

 

[PaulSecteur]

The "Bash street kid" 26 most looks like is Plug.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is in de nile after that de feet

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 is bang on trend - he has already been to the barbers for a "Trump".

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has had problems with his Elephant bike. The trunk he put on was too big. Why does he need to take so much with him to go swimming?

How big are Rocky's swimming trunks?

 

[Speicher]

Rocky said he might have difficulty getting spare parts for his Elephant. It seems he spoke too soon.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher likes to talk to big animals. Indeed she has the ear of an elephant

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has the eyebrows of a barn owl.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul was responsible for this year's John Lewis Advert.

Trying to get the Fox and Badger not to fight each other, not to mention the smaller animals being eaten was a nightmare he says.