Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

MDB once crashed into himself and said

"Sorry mate, i didnt see me".

Stay away from drugs.

 

[TVC]

The drugs are the only things keeping Paul coherent.

 

[Speicher]

The last time that TVC was coherent he was in Cognito.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher wonders if cognito rhymes with magneto while attempting to get her motor running.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has been chewing the same hubba-bubba since 1983.

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul has applied to be Donald Trumps intern, so has 26, it's a job share opportunity they plan to take in turns.

 

[PaulSecteur]

In stes version of "top trumps" he always wins, and needs fresh pants after.

Too much effort on the trump.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It isn't Paul's Trumps that are the problem.....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

To ensure cleanliness MDB always uses a brillo

 

[Speicher]

To ensure dazzling brilliant whiteness. TBT uses Omo.

 

[TVC]

After a conversation with Speicher, mind bleach is the only answer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has to use a piece of Brasso on a stick to clean his 'undercarriage'

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB had smoked kippers for tea.

Took him a whole packet of rizla papers to wrap them and a box of matches to get the to light.

 

[SteCenturion]

Jue two is kronik dislexyar Pawl got is armour & amore micksed up & as now kissed is Knighthood gudbye !

 

[TVC]

At last Ste's post make sense.