Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

26 - "I sometimes wish i have 3 big toes".

Psychologist - "you are not normal".

26 - "can i have one of yours?"

 

[colly]

Paul always cleans his tooth before going to bed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly is finding sales of his newly developed garlic toothpaste are not going too well.

 

[Speicher]

Tosh is struggling to sell his newly-developed amphibious model boats.

He will try again when the market is more bouyant.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher - the face that sank 1000 ships

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - outwitted by Joey Essex.

 

[stephec]

PS - not ashamed to know of Joey Essex.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph - often seen in the lanes of the south east clip-clopping along on white high heels.

 

[colly]

PaulS...............once seen, forever avoided.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly - they broke the mold while they were making him... that explains the cracks and lumpy bits.

 

[Speicher]

Paul insists that he is not a complete idiot. Parts of him are missing.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher has just put the christmas sprouts on.

 

[Speicher]

Paul has just put the kettle on.



It does not really suit him though, does it?

 

[stephec]

Speicher hasn't dared eat sprouts since the unfortunate incident when the vicar came to tea.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph usually has good reason to ask

"More tea, vicar"?