Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT also thinks that Cricket players all smoke.

What other explanation can there be where they play for days and days, only for a load of old ashes to be left??

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

First team to run out of ciggies loses....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB thinks that Cricketers wear nylons. "They always have lots of runs" he says.

 

[stephec]

MDB still sniggers every time he hears the commentator announcing that a batsman's at the crease.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph dreams about one day holding the batsman's willy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

He also thinks they eat too much curry. "They always have lots of runs" he says.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has always wondered why they play at Trent Bridge, 'I mean, they must lose a LOT of balls off the side', he is often heard saying.

 

[stephec]

MDB is still confused as to why the Oval is round.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"What's all this about bowlers polishing their balls?" asks steph

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The sound of leather on wood..... TBT often pays good money for that!

 

[stephec]

Googlies are more MDB's thing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

He steph also is worried about a "No Ball" bowler

 

[stephec]

26 wants to whip his bails off.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec loves nothing better than a long ball(ed) wicket

 

[stephec]

When he's bowling MDB always goes for the middle stump.