Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr can't peel an orange or even knock the skin off a rice pudding.

 

[postman]

26 x 25 has such dodgy taste buds.He can't tell the difference between semolina and wallpaper paste,even with a dollop of strawberry jam in it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

postie knows that semolina should only be served with raspberry jam.

 

[SteCenturion]

As a big Prince fan 26 made himself a Raspberry Beret ....

it was f in useless, plagued by wasps all summer long he was

 

[PaulSecteur]

Although ste can spell "wasps", he pronounces it "wopsies".

 

[Speicher]

Paul was told that Southend Pier has a staggering length of more than 2,000 metres.




Paul does not agree, he visited too many of Southend's drinking establishments, and only managed to stagger about 300 metres along the pier.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When Speicher goes to the loo she's not sure whether she's a pier, peer or pee-er.

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 dont go to the loo.

He just goes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26 dont go to the loo.

He just goes.

PS is ever so kind. He buys those Tena lady things "for his missus" he says

 

[Speicher]

TBT is a smarty pants.


Why does he put chocolate-covered candy in his trousers?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Speicher likes to ride naked round town after midnight.

 

[roadrash]

Yukon boy doesn't realise that hes supposed to post a lie

 

[Andy_R]

RR doesn't have a death wish

 

[Speicher]

Andy knows Charles Bronson's email address.

 

[TVC]

Speicher doesn't know my e-mail address and hasn't been bombarding in inbox with hundreds of pictures of smoked mackerel every day.