Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC knows that I don't smoke. I just go brown and crinkly at the edges.

TVC does not know that the old ones are the best.

 

[TVC]

Speicher thinks of herself as a slightly over done chip.

 

[stephec]

TVC is such a gourmet that he'll only use Tesco finest oven chips when throwing a dinner party.

"They compliment the Birdseye fish fingers in batter perfectly," is his excuse for such snobbery.

 

[roadrash]

stephecs alter ego is captain birdseye, although the beard isn't real

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr is still attempting to count the fingers on a fish.

 

[Speicher]

TBT is trying to work out how many rings a squid can wear.

Everyone else knows that this thread is too sophisticated for jokes about sick squid.

 

[roadrash]

speicher knows why there are are no headache tablets in the jungle....she knows the parrots eat em all

 

[Toshiba Boy]

RR starring in Live at the Apollo this week.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh is starring in died at the Apollo. Yes is act is that good

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 - Starring in several upcoming Jeremy Kyle shows.

"26 eats my toenails" is the most normal one. They get worse from there.

 

[stephec]

PS was knocked back for an appearance on Jeremy Kyle by Jeremy himself.

The reason was, 'he's way too fruitcake for my show.'

 

[PaulSecteur]

We all hate critercism, and we all hate a soggy bottom but Steph... just because your victoria sponge didnt turn out right thats no excuse for bitch slapping Mary Berry.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

critercism,

PS knows that crittercism can only be applied to animals

 

[Speicher]

TBT is being very catty today. He will be doggedly sticking to his usual demeanour, and rabbiting on about things.

 

[stephec]

Watching Rocky attempt to do anything more physical than lift a pint pot leads people to comment, 'if he was a dog they'd have put him down by now.'