Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

as stephec said

Well, well, well......three holes in the ground.

 

[roadrash]

colly was responsible for the 4000 holes in blackburn Lancashire , as mentioned in the beatles song, A day in the life, just don't ask how he made them all

 

[colly]

roadrash knows all about The Albert Hall............................................???

Or was it Albert's hole?

 

[roadrash]

colly is both , the eggman and the walrus, or so he was nicknamed after the incident at "that party"

 

[stephec]

What RR gets up to at parties makes Richard Gere look like a choir boy.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Why is Stephec trying to arrange a party with Richard Gere dressed as a choir boy?

 

[Speicher]

Last night Paul took a photo of an elephant in his pyjamas.

Why was the elephant wearing Paul's pyjamas?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher thinks there must be an elephant in her fridge. "The footprints in the butter are so diagnostic" she says.

 

[Speicher]

TBT entered the Cheese Rolling competition at Cooper's Hill.

He was disqualified for using cheese slices in his wholemeal rolls.

 

[Drago]

twentysix by twentyfive is actually 24 years old.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Drago is so scary that I’m not going to make any sort of comment at all.

 

[stephec]

Amongst his local constabulary PS has the nickname 'no comment.'

 

[roadrash]

stephec is getting quite good at making speeches in public, usually just four words....not guilty your honour

 

[PaulSecteur]

Road rash was the inspiration for shaggys hit track “it wasn’t me”. But despite the denials, it was him that farted.

 

[stephec]

PS has never followed through.