Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Wol pays a lot of dough to her joke-writer (and yes, his name is Mr Pastry)

Did I tell you about the time I met Mr Pastry's agent? That is a true story!

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay insists on reclining underneath a bed sheet when writing.

I don't think he's quite grasped what 'Post a lie' means.

Doug has named his new novel ‘Post….a lie?’

Apparently he’s written 25,000 words on why you can’t trust the GPO to deliver your letter the next day.

(Meet them halfway Doug and put a stamp on the envelope)

 

[Rocky]

Did I tell you about the time I met Mr Pastry's agent? That is a true story!

Were you wearing your Sunday suet and looking smart when you met him?

 

[Speicher]

Were you wearing your Sunday suet and looking smart when you met him?

No I was at a hotel and there was an elderly gentleman was sat next to me. Somehow the subject was country dancing and someone mentioned the "Gay Gordons" "The Lancers" as danced by Mr Pastry. So I said to the gentleman next to me "I expect you can tell me the real name of Mr Pastry". He looked very shocked and on the defensive. He wanted to know why I thought he would know.

He then said he had been the agent for Mr Pastry, and could not work out how I would know that.

 

[Rocky]

No I was at a hotel and there was an elderly gentleman was sat next to me. Somehow the subject was country dancing and someone mentioned the "Gay Gordons" "The Lancers" as danced by Mr Pastry. So I said to the gentleman next to me "I expect you can tell me the real name of Mr Pastry". He looked very shocked and on the defensive. He wanted to know why I thought he would know.

He then said he had been the agent for Mr Pastry, and could not work out how I would know that.

Richard Hearne!!

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a pork pie hat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, that was wrong! 😂

 

[Homers Double]

Mad Doug Biker attempted to rig the Conclave by adding liquorice to the fire that sends smoke up the chimney.

 

[Rocky]

HD wonders if the senior catholic clerics were ranked in order of importance would that give us ordinal cardinals?

 

[Milzy]

HD wonders if the senior catholic clerics were ranked in order of importance would that give us ordinal cardinals?

Rocky is attending the Popes funeral with Carlton Kirby.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is attending the Popes funeral with Carlton Kirby.

Says Carlton:

"I know who Rocky is, but who or what is a... Pope?
I've never heard of them".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is attending the Popes funeral with Carlton Kirby.

Whereas Milzy is very worried about it all

"How will I buy my Curly Hetchins and other bikes off of Ebay now that Papal is no more?"

They have been heard to say.

 

[Rocky]

Whereas Milzy is very worried about it all

"How will I buy my Curly Hetchins and other bikes off of Ebay now that Papal is no more?"

They have been heard to say.

That is a truly awful pun.

Cycling is the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear skin-tight clothes and pointy shoes in public, except for Doug, it isn't........he wears them all the time, even when hanging out with cardinals.

(and before you ask, yes, he did use Papal to facilitate the purchases)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is a truly awful pun.

Cycling is the only time it’s socially acceptable to wear skin-tight clothes and pointy shoes in public, except for Doug, it isn't........he wears them all the time, even when hanging out with cardinals.

(and before you ask, yes, he did use Papal to facilitate the purchases)

Rocky knows it's only at the weekends now, much to my disappointment

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is a truly awful pun.

High praise indeed Sir, high praise indeed!