Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Modern DNA testing has finally confirmed that Rocky was innocent of the 1969 Young Conservatives bed-wetting scandal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Modern DNA testing has finally confirmed that Rocky was innocent of the 1969 Young Conservatives bed-wetting scandal.

But ACP has long been a suspect in what happened to Shergar, but nobody can ever quite prove it.


... That horse hair coat was merely a co - incidence... Right?... Shut your mouth!!

 

[Rocky]

Doug wonders if everyone knows that an anagram of hamburgers is Shergar Bum.

Stop horsing around Doug.

 

[stephec]

Rocky made a killing on the stock market thanks to the horsemeat in burgers scandal.

He always maintains that him buying shares in Kitikat two days before the story broke was a complete coincidence.

 

[Rocky]

Steph’s farmer friend told him that horse manure is excellent for strawberries.

However Steph replied, “You may be right, but I still prefer whipped cream.”

 

[accountantpete]

Having seen that Pectin firms up his strawberry jam, Rocky has been applying it to certain parts of his anatomy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Page 1062... D1062 Western Courier, which is also preserved...

... Anyway, ACP started his journalistic career at the Western Courier as the resident cookery expert in his own little feature.
He successfully demonstrated the Pectin thing above, but was, sadly, fired for it.

 

[Rocky]

Doug recommends starch.

It’s a tip he got from the Archbishop









For a white stiff collar, that is

 

[Drago]

Rocky can't afford a jacuzzi so gets the missus to go at his bath water with an egg whisk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky can't afford a jacuzzi so gets the missus to go at his bath water with an egg whisk.

Being on his own, Drago just goes to his local Curryhouse to get the same effect.

Unfortunately, he was thrown out the last time after he tried to do it in their kitchen sink, with him constantly asking the staff to 'Froth him off'.

 

[Rocky]

Doug got into an argument with a colleague so he bought their favourite Indian food, to attempt to make up.

Doug tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. He only managed to tikka them off more.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug got into an argument with a colleague so he bought their favourite Indian food, to attempt to make up.

Doug tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. He only managed to tikka them off more.

Aloo Sagg - The last thing the toilet attendant saw when Rocky accidentally sat on them.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug directed a Bollywood remake of Last Tango in Paris using Ghee instead of butter.

 

[postman]

accountantpete has been approached by the Labour Party to see if he wants a part time job with the Chancellor Rachel.It seems they need another ten fingers and toes to do some sums.

 

[Rocky]

Postman quit his job on the mail the first day right after they handed him his first letter to deliver.

He looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”