Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Wol often sings that song backwards.......here's an example of her party piece (in a Renee Fleming voice):

Verse 1:

‘at baht Moor Ilkla On

thi wi goin’t be tha does What

snow in caught be’ll tha Then

coffin a in up wrapped be’ll tha Then

worms by eaten be’ll tha Then

duck fat in roasted be’ll worms The

thee eaten have’ll we Then



Chorus

’at baht Moor Ilkla On

’at baht Moor Ilkla On

’at baht Moor Ilkla On


Verse 2

spoon one with eat we’ll we

tea for home get’ll we Then

swimming go’ll we Then

stream the in them catch’ll we Then

meat their on dine’ll we Then


(Chorus again)

’at baht Moor Ilkla On

’at baht Moor Ilkla On

’at baht Moor Ilkla On

 

[Drago]

Rocky challenged Kenneth Williams to a fist fight. Williams won.

 

[accountantpete]

Drago is the local Knitting and Crochet Guild's arm-wrestling champion.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky challenged Kenneth Williams to a fist fight. Williams won.

It was a brutal fight, but in the end, there was only one winner!:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Drago is the local Knitting and Crochet Guild's arm-wrestling champion.

Drago makes a mean cardigan and ACP likes to wear his around the money laundering accountancy firm.

 

[postman]

MDB does not realize but Postman really liked Kenneth.He could listen to him all night.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB does not realize but Postman really liked Kenneth.He could listen to him all night.

Yeah, Postie still listens to Crepe Suzette every night as he considers it the absolute pinnacle of human achievement.

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s favourite quote comes from Kenneth himself: “I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately”

 

[postman]

Doug’s favourite quote comes from Kenneth himself: “I can't stand innuendo. If I see one in a script I whip it out immediately”

Rocky cannot see the very big smile that quote has brought to Postman's face.

 

[postman]

Going off script here.But it's funny we never meet these people but they have such an impact on our lives.If i could i would love to meet the cast of Allo Allo,that show is one big favourite of mine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Going off script here.But it's funny we never meet these people but they have such an impact on our lives.If i could i would love to meet the cast of Allo Allo,that show is one big favourite of mine.

Postie lies, he only ever wanted to meet and get to know the real fallen Madonna with the big boobies.

 

[postman]

no it was Helga.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

no it was Helga.

And get her to dress up in her uniform before saying very teutonically

"GENERAL von KLINKERHOFFEN!!"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Of course, we all know who he really wanted to meet... Lieutenant Gruber!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB thinks that tootonically is an ironic use of the car horn