Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
After 14 pints of Guinness and a curry, TBT will tell you something else!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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After 14 pints of Guinness and a curry, TBT will tell you something else!
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB knows that after 14 pints of Guinness I still didn't like it. I just had to have a curry to get rid of that yuck taste.
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oh and I forgot, 1064 was Western Regent and 1065, the page we are now on was Western Consort
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
TBT knows that after 14 pints, I'd probably be in hospital for alcohol poisoning! 😳🤣
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
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Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Steph has a salmon called Ella
A salmon called Ella, called Ella
She thinks she's a loved pet
But for food she is we bet
Quiz TBT and an answer we'll get
That poor salmon called Ella
Called Ella, called Ella
Maybe we should tella
Oh tella, that Ella, that Ella
Maybe we should tella
And get her away from her fella!
A salmon called Ella, called Ella
She thinks she's a loved pet
But for food she is we bet
Quiz TBT and an answer we'll get
That poor salmon called Ella
Called Ella, called Ella
Maybe we should tella
Oh tella, that Ella, that Ella
Maybe we should tella
And get her away from her fella!
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
... And if all else fails
In the rescue of Ella
Be as hard as nails
And whack TBT for Ella
On the head with an Umbrella
Or...
*...Quick think of something which rhymes with 'ella'...*
...Or that copy of Barbarella
Alternatively, just move to Wales!
In the rescue of Ella
Be as hard as nails
And whack TBT for Ella
On the head with an Umbrella
Or...
*...Quick think of something which rhymes with 'ella'...*
...Or that copy of Barbarella
Alternatively, just move to Wales!
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Rocky
Hello decadence
Mad Doug danced on the edge of the pier,
With a rusty old banjo and a bottle of cheer.
He hollered at gulls, he howled at the sea,
Then came Ella the fish with a splash and a plea!
“Doug,” she said, “you’re barking again,
Scaring the minnows and soaking the men!”
But Doug just grinned with his wild, crooked smile,
“Come join me, Ella, and sing for a while!”
So up she leapt with a flip and a spin,
Singing in bubbles with a silvery grin.
Now every night when the tide starts to swish,
It’s Mad Doug and Ella, the banjo and fish
With a rusty old banjo and a bottle of cheer.
He hollered at gulls, he howled at the sea,
Then came Ella the fish with a splash and a plea!
“Doug,” she said, “you’re barking again,
Scaring the minnows and soaking the men!”
But Doug just grinned with his wild, crooked smile,
“Come join me, Ella, and sing for a while!”
So up she leapt with a flip and a spin,
Singing in bubbles with a silvery grin.
Now every night when the tide starts to swish,
It’s Mad Doug and Ella, the banjo and fish
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
But at a little after half past one
Rocky appeared, after having to much sun
He had also been in the pub
He'd been drinking too much rum
But just asked "Hello, how are you?"
Before he then sat on his bum
He gave a song about him and his merry Tall Ship crew
Of their Voyages old and new
Of Orient and African
Over the globe, unexplored and places they knew
Of American and Antarctican
On the white wings of the wind they flew
Before sailing away, in a small rubber tub!
Rocky appeared, after having to much sun
He had also been in the pub
He'd been drinking too much rum
But just asked "Hello, how are you?"
Before he then sat on his bum
He gave a song about him and his merry Tall Ship crew
Of their Voyages old and new
Of Orient and African
Over the globe, unexplored and places they knew
Of American and Antarctican
On the white wings of the wind they flew
Before sailing away, in a small rubber tub!
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Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
FTFY
Mad Doug Biker
I prefer animals to most people.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Being an old Sea Dog but having great respect for the Mexicans, Rockay absolutely REFUSES to sail his grand Marque through the Gulf Of America
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