Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug is known as Chubby Checker for his skills at doing the twist.

Oh sorry, I think it’s for his skills at eating 20 kebabs a night

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is amused, because it's only 20 and forgot to add

", bless"

At the end of the sentence.

 

[Rocky]

Chubby Doug with a grin so wide,
Ate thirty kebabs, side by side.
Skewers clattered, sauce did fly,
“Just a snack!” he said with a sigh.

Bless

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky wondered, with a grin so wry
Why, after eating 50 Chilli Pizzas each night
Was he called by all, Rocky Thunderthigh
Not to mention, why he had such trouble taking a ...


I'll let you figure out that last word.

 

[Rocky]

Rocky wondered, with a grin so wry
Why, after eating 50 Chilli Pizzas each night
Was he called by all, Rocky Thunderthigh
Not to mention, why he had such trouble taking a ...


I'll let you figure out that last word.

Was it Bless?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Was it Bless?

No, not quite, but I guess
It could make a mess

 

[Rocky]

Chubby Doug, with belly proud,
Chomped through pies and drew a crowd.
He claimed the crown with burps so grand,
King of bites in Kebabland……..bless

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's church has it's Fete today
The mood is happy and gay,
Rockay's food is piled up for you and me
Which he'll cook for a sky highreasonable fee
But the very best, he keeps for himself no less
It's so much stress, but the Vicar says "Bless"
Which is politer than what Rocky says... Can you guess?

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows that the vicar always says Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch in these situations…..to claim he only says bless is a down right lie.

Oh hold on!! That is actually the point of this thread.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Come on Rockay
This is a lie
What else does he say?
Don't be shy!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Incidentally,

"Spectacles, testicles, wallet & watch"

Is also the checklist Rocky completes every time he wants to leave the house in the morning.

 

[stephec]

MDB has been banned from every Wetherspoons in Dunbartonshire for performing spectacles, testicles whenever he goes in one.

'Customers are quite capable of checking themselves, and don't need your help thank you very much,' was the reason for the ban.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has been banned from every Wetherspoons in Dunbartonshire for performing spectacles, testicles whenever he goes in one.

'Customers are quite capable of checking themselves, and don't need your help thank you very much,' was the reason for the ban.

The lie is, I haven't been banned yet! 🤣

Anyway, Stephec remembers fondly when the 'Captain James Lang' in Dumbarton used to be a Woolworths (it even has small pick 'n' mix displays on the wall, in keeping with the little touches Wetherspoons do).

Stephec's nostalgia isn't because he used to steal the above mentioned pick and mix sweets, of course he did, but because he used to go to the ladies section and try on all the underwear when no one was looking!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is a moderator on "Spoons Carpets" where flooring enthusiasts swap images of Wetherspoons carpets.

here he is at their Christmas do'

 

[Rocky]

Pete has been elected president of the Tadcaster branch of chartered accountants and wheel tappers. Here’s his everyday work attire.

Bless