Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's dyslexia often results in some poor ebay purchases - does anyone want to take an unwanted Pirelli colander off his hands?

ACP still wonders where Saddam played in the deserts of Iraq during the Golf Wars.

Also Doug once bought a Brian Ferry coffee cup from eBay - his neighbour really envied him that purchase. He was such a Jealous Guy.

Rocky is more of a Jellyous guy. Better get back on that bike!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of the Golf War MDB was involved in the Tennis War. You've never heard such a racquet.

 

[Rocky]

26 has made a website for depressed tennis players…

However, the servers are currently down...

(And Doug has missed that we are now on page 1071)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky went to play cricket with his fishing lure. The team had asked for a good spinner

 

[Drago]

26 provided the collie fur used in the manufacture of Richard Madeley's wig.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of the Golf War MDB was involved in the Tennis War. You've never heard such a racquet.

Boom boom!

26 has made a website for depressed tennis players…

However, the servers are currently down...

(And Doug has missed that we are now on page 1071)

I didn't, I was just testing!

26 provided the collie fur used in the manufacture of Richard Madeley's wig merkin.

FTFY!


Actually, talking of which, what did happen to @Collie?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh and for Rockay's delectation:

1071 Western Renown.

Only 2 to go now, you'll be deleriously happy disappointed to hear!

 

[Rocky]

Incidentally Doug had collie fur cheese for his tea today......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh FFS! 🤦‍♂️🤣

Incidentally, Rockaay's new joke book will be coming out soon; priced at £499.99 and available from (dis)reputal bookshops everywhere!

 

[Rocky]

Doug is reading a horror book written in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. He can feel it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is reading a horror book written in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. He can feel it.

Rocky is reading a book.


... NO only kidding, that isn't the lie, the lie is this:

Rocky is reading a book about future predictions, only it is in the most unusual form of images in semaphore.

He can see it all happening.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has been on an intensive course to learn everything about semaphore.

Mind you, it really was intensive and after 6 hrs he was flagging.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is looking forward to the cricket season. Can he bowl a maiden over?

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher lovingly rubs her bat with linseed oil - which makes hanging upside down with the rest of the colony really difficult.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has always admired Nora Batty.