twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB bought a Norris chuck for his lathe. Never ask what he makes on it 
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
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accountantpete
OAP
TSTF used the Norris Chuck to beat Geoff Capes in the 1972 UK shot put championship.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
That was the year Mad Doug was Pete the bean counter’s caddy.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Moon Buggy used to actually design the obstacles, but had to stop when the pressure got too much, as people constantly demanded better and more sophisticated courses.
She cannot see a tunnel or a windmill now without having an anxiety attack.
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB follows the example of Don Quixote tilting at windmills.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher follows the example of Windy Miller and gets pi**ed on cider in the morning.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug is the apple fermentation of his mother's eye
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
AccyPete's feet are fermenting judging by his socks
accountantpete
OAP
TSTF's feet and socks are heavily featured in the "Personal Matters" forum - including the "sticky" at the top.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
ACP knows from bitter experience that they are also sticky at the heel, sole and toes too.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB likes to wear his favourite pair of socks when he plays golf. The socks are very old now, and when he plays golf he always gets a hole in one.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
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accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug Biker has been announced as head of the newly formed National Wealth Fund and has emptied his piggy bank to get the fund started.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB has a triple bogey on his model railway carriage.
