Post a lie about the poster above.

[Allirog]

Gromit,with typical Yorkshire tact and diplomacy extends a warm welcome to Spam meister Kabom,the forum's newest and most valued recruit.

 

[accountantpete]

Allirog had alerted the spammer to the gullible and wealthy inhabitants of this thread

 

[Theseus]

... after AP had certified him credit worthy

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Touche's real name is Hadrian, he's big in the dry stone wall business.

 

[Theseus]

TB has those initials because he suffers from it.

 

[Speicher]

Touche enjoys the sport of Fencing and hé 'as a funny aççent.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher enjoys fencing... barbed wire is a speciality.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect likes privacy in his garden and is very proud of his tall Leylandii. He bets his hedges are taller than anyone's.

 

[Archie_tect]

[Should have said larch lap, not barbed wire... sounds nicer.... sorry S!]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is being re-possessed, it's the 2nd time the Devil and his Demons have got hold of him.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is not very good at putting up garden fences. It is a bit Hit and Miss.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher just likes the sound of David Jacob's klaxon...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has a gong set up in the East Wing's drawing room, which his butler, Smythe, strikes three times when it's time for dinner.

 

[wildjetskier]

TB is that gong. He doesn't mind being striked with a mallet, whip, birch, cane or belt, it all started when he went to boarding school in Nairobi, he misses those days

 

[Ludwig]

Wildjeskier bought a new roller last week because he wants his hair like Hillda Odgen