Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Ludwig keeps his hair in a box in the attic. Every now and then he gets it down and tries to teach it new tricks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Once in Science class, Andy thought that it would be such a larf if he had a balloon filled up with some flammable gas and leave it somewhere in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Unfortunately, He had just started smoking at the time and 'forgot'.

He didn't have eyebrows or a fringe for about a year afterwards.

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug Biker played a great practical joke. He shaved his own eyebrows off, just so people thought he had some friends.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rapples, inspired after watching Mr Bean, writes Christmas cards to himself and posts them.

 

[Allirog]

Mad Doug Biker being incapable of multi tasking like Rapples, just settles for writing Christmas cards.Someone else more qualified than him does the posting.

 

[Andy_R]

Allirog's mum says he does too much posting and should get off the computer and learn to play nicely with the other children

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy needs to stop pretending and acting out that he's a Banker according to his Mum.

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug Biker misheard his Mum when she told him to stop acting like a banker

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rapples wanted to be a Merchant Banker when he grew up, but a nasty wrist injury put paid to that!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has never trusted banks. He keeps his money under a matchbox.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly failed the required due diligence checks when applying to make his first deposit at the local sperm bank.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy isn't old enough yet sexually mature enough yet to donate to the Sperm Bank, but, come the day, CUM COME THE DAY!!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB is TC's landlord...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is listed in the Land Registry for England And Wales as being

'A 4 Acre Smallholding just outside Bedford'.

 

[Allirog]

Mad Doug with his dyslexic skill set at 100% misread the Handjob Registry which actually said; 'Archie outside just holding a small 4 incher for bed'.