Post a lie about the poster above.

[papercorn2000]

Goo Mason is the result of the diabolical union of a toilet duck and a ferret fancier from Exeter.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

PC2000 has a metal plate in his head so large that it picks up the in-store tannoy messages from his local Tesco.

"Tracy to the fish counter please"

 

[Aperitif]

Somethings really got your goat hasn't it, 3B?

 

[accountantpete]

Aperitif takes the labels off all his pharmaeceutical products and plays lucky dip every morning.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'll have a look later aperitif - I'm not responsible enough to be allowed youtube at work.......sigh!

 

[Aperitif]

...3BM has three bikes - but not a free hand...

 

[Wigsie]

Aperitif sacrifices chickens in obscure variations of pagan rituals... inspired by an affair with a white witch at the summer solstice this year.

 

[swee'pea99]

Wigsie has always wanted his own giraffe, and last Christmas, he got one.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Was a bastard try to fit it in the oven though!!!


swee'pea99 was the original 'Le Petomane'

 

[Aperitif]

Was a bastard try to fit it in the oven though!!!

swee'pea99 was the original 'Le Petomane'

Not if you have a Zoonussi...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitf keeps his by the side of the bed at night.

 

[Wigsie]

Speicher keeps er.... a stuffed moose head next to her bed to hang her cycling shorts on.

 

[Wigsie]

"Wigsie" is so called because he is totally hairless. The 'wig' is not a reference to his rather obvious toupee but to the fact that he also sports a merkin.

http://www.merkinworld.com/

User has gills!

 

[tdr1nka]

*I read that as 'sports merkin'!*

User has a vast collection of bubble wrap.

 

[GilesM]

tdr1nka often works as a body double for Bernard Manning.