Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

GilesM takes his tea with two sugars and one Marmite

 

[colly]

Swee'pea helps out at a home for down and out bankers.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly runs a emergency platform sole repair service for ageing glam rockers

 

[Hilldodger]

ACP provides the female voice on my sat nav

 

[accountantpete]

Hilldodger and his P/F were lined up for a part in The Great Escape until Steve McQueen showed up on his motorbike and the rest is history.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hilldodger injects himself with 3-in-1 to avoid catching rust as he is surrounded by ancient iron.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete lives in Nantwich, has an antelope and is a pedant.

 

[accountantpete]

Accountantpete lives in Nantwich, has an antelope and is a pedant.

What species precisely - there are over a hundred including buffalo don't you know

 

[Speicher]

Ap admits to having one hundred species of Pedant at his house.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Acc'pete was the one who had to squeal like a piggie in The Deliverance


I'm so slow I'm playing 'tell a lie about the penultimate poster'

 

[tdr1nka]

GilesM's bike is fashioned entirely from meccano.

*Is that the dead Bernard Manning?*

 

[Toshiba Boy]

tdr1nka was Greater London inter-schools hop-scotch champion in 1979.

 

[GilesM]

*Is that the dead Bernard Manning?*

Obviously the dead one, I wouldn't make up anything that unpleasant about anyone.

 

[GilesM]

toshiba boy has a court order to prevent him from attending hop-scotch tournaments.

 

[dmoan]

GilesM once unicycled through Edinburgh at rush hour - and no car drivers complained