wildjetskier
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MDB has just been sacked as the face of Russian weightlifting his hands are now the face of vaseline
Post a lie about the poster above.
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MDB has just been sacked as the face of Russian weightlifting his hands are now the face of vaseline
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
MDB has just been sacked as the face of Russian weightlifting his hands are now the face of vaseline
Wild Jet Skier is already having fantasies about it!
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wildjetskier
Active Member
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- Ascot
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Wild Jet Skier has just drooled over his Snide Watch.
Or something like that anyway.
Or something like that anyway.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Colly has just nicked it and is running about with it on. Everyone is saying how cute he looks, a dog running about in some washing, awww!
accountantpete
OAP
If Mad Doug's Colly/Dog fixation gets any worse he'll get his collar felt.
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
TVC is running around singing the wizard of oz..."because,because,because....because of the wonderful things he does"
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Many years ago, our hero of this piece, a one Mr Velvet, had serious intestinal problems, so went to the hospital. Unfortunately, being dyslexic, he ended up at the local glazers instead (make that confused connection if you will, such was his lack of command of English as his first... or second language).
The Poor Glazer chap was a bit puzzled as what to do, so only doing what he could he gave Mr Velvet a glass tummy so that people could see what the problem was.
Finally, after getting to the hospital, and having replacement glass when the doctors had to break the original piece to fix the problem, he emerged, fit as a glass slipper and raring to go again.
He might be better, but he now can't blame food going missing on the dog, everyone can see what he's doing, and has had to resort to fitting a small pair of curtains over the affected area, which he closes whenever it gets turgid down there.
This is the true story of how our good Gentleman got his name!
EDIT: I'm ignoring you Andy, just, because.
The Poor Glazer chap was a bit puzzled as what to do, so only doing what he could he gave Mr Velvet a glass tummy so that people could see what the problem was.
Finally, after getting to the hospital, and having replacement glass when the doctors had to break the original piece to fix the problem, he emerged, fit as a glass slipper and raring to go again.
He might be better, but he now can't blame food going missing on the dog, everyone can see what he's doing, and has had to resort to fitting a small pair of curtains over the affected area, which he closes whenever it gets turgid down there.
This is the true story of how our good Gentleman got his name!
EDIT: I'm ignoring you Andy, just, because.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
MDB's been sniffing the fumes from the local glue factory again.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy used to work in a glue factory, but decided not to stick with it.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher is looking rather pritty.
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