Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC has a secret smile, and he can keep it!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug didn't get well hammered last night.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP has an inkling... a baby ink.
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
accountantpete finds Rice Crispies sexually arousing 
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
AFS has been known to use marmite as an emergency lubricant.
For his bike.
For his bike.
wildjetskier
Active Member
- Location
- Ascot
TB Loves the expression "my mate marmite" because his only friend is Marty Marmite the empty jar he chats to every day, he ate all of Marty two years ago and tries to make amends to him every day
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Ludwig
Hopeless romantic
- Location
- Lissingdown
Wildjetskier thinks tartar sauce is made using two real tarts
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
Ludwig started an art course recently but left in disgrace after his tutor questioned his choice of subject matter and title - arty farty tarty
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
TVC doesn't even have a scrap value!!
Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
TVC has just come back from Aldi in his lowered citroen saxo
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I had a glass of wine. Was it that obvious?
Whereas Ludwig knows it is actually made from Turkish People.
TVC has been at the Windowlene again!
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
The pump for the fountains on MDB's front lawn is powered by kittens on a cat gin.
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