Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mangle Wurzel that's what Archie's thinking head is made from.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC is a huge fan of the Wurzles.......he even bought a brand new combine harvester

 

[Rapples]

Andy R is a walking talking scarecrow called Wurzel Gummidge, his internet head is a little faulty.

 

[TVC]

Rapples fancies Una Stubbs.

 

[Rapples]

TVC is going on a summer holiday, no more worries for a week or two

 

[TVC]

When Rapples has time off work it's a holiday for everyone.

 

[KEEF]

TVC'S holidays are always taken at Her Majesty's Pleasure

 

[wildjetskier]

Keef has just been released from Her Majesty's pleasure, one was not amused or satisfied, he is now back inside

 

[Toshiba Boy]

WJS has been locked up in the Tower.

He's never going back to Blackpool again.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy has seen the light - that's the last time he goes on a sightseeing tour to Frome Illuminations.

 

[Rapples]

accountpete has seen the Jesus H tap-dancing Christ light. He's on a misson from God you know

 

[wildjetskier]

Rapples is God, he tried to turn water into wine once but was arrested for urinating in the Milton Keynes Methodist font

 

[Rapples]

WJS's real name is Brian, and he's just trying to divert the attention away from himself, I'm not God, he's been a very naughty boy

 

[wildjetskier]

Rapples likes it when his naughty boys come to play, he only has Tuesday week at 1515hrs free at the moment and charges £40 per session, you have to supply your own talcum powder tho

 

[TVC]

Talcum powder or baby lotion, WJS can never decide.