Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TVC prefers brillo pads for extra abrasion.

He still gets it to froth, mind.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC will soon have to choose between talc or vet lube

 

[TVC]

Andy is often in the vets asking for lube.

 

[Andy_R]

Andy is often in the vets asking for lube.

All the time matey; it doesn't perish the seals on my dry suit - as you will learn!

TVC was at the vets recently and got thrown out for asking the lady waiting next to him if the strange smell was coming from her pussy

 

[Rapples]

Andy R has wet dreams about Mrs Slowcum and her pussy

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples got thrown out of Harrods for asking Mohammed al Fayed "Are you free Mr Humphries?"

 

[wildjetskier]

Any R's hero is John Inman, he has his whole collection of cravats from 1972 - 1985, Andy is often seem strutting around his bedsit in a cravat practising his mincing

 

[Andy_R]

WJS left charcuterie school after he was told his mincing was at best sloppy, but he knows how to handle a sausage.

 

[wildjetskier]

WJS left charcuterie school after he was told his mincing was at best sloppy, but he knows how to handle a sausage.

oooh you are awful....but I like you

Andy never went to school, unless you class borstal as school, there he learnt who was the daddy and never said no....some say he enjoyed it

 

[Andy_R]

WJS was removed from Borstal for his own safety after telling the daddy "You're not the messiah.........."

 

[TVC]

They keep having to remove Andy from the women's prison. Each time he is dragged out he protests 'I only want a bit of rough'. Bless him.

 

[Andy_R]

When TVC went to the doctor's recently, staff were amazed to learn that his misunderstanding of the idiom "take the rough with the smooth" led him to sandpapering his ar$e 'til it bled. He still sits down very gingerly.

 

[TVC]

Andy isn't giving up his rubber ring for anybody.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC prefers his ducky

 

[Speicher]

Andy R often swears at those ruddy ducks in the pond.