Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Andy R is 'rumoured' to be one of the Infamous 14 which helped singer Marc Almond to discover that spitting is a better alternative.

 

[Dayvo]

And a swallow always makes a summer for TVC.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo supplied the mars bars for Marianne Faithful.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is going to start an apathy band with Robbie Williams: it's going to be called 'Fukk That'.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is going to start an apathy band with Robbie Williams: it's going to be called 'Fukk That'.

Brilliant D, just.... brilliant!

Dayvo loves Dayglo so much he has Tangerine Dreams.

 

[Andy_R]

AT knows all the words to "Yes, we have no bananas" and was frequently heard singing it on the roads around Morpeth. He was told to stop it by local trading standards when they pointed out the bananas velcroed to his drops, on the grounds of false advertising.

 

[accountantpete]

Andy_R keeps chucking bananas in the air - he'd heard something about High Fyffes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Neither doctors or scientists can explain why AP has no reflection when he looks in a mirror.

 

[TVC]

Tosh looks in the mirror every morning, then he glances through thje metro and finishes off with womans own.

 

[Speicher]

Every evening, TVC and his cat watch the 6 o'clock Mews.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher listens to radio 2 every morning, she especially enjoys "paws for thought".

 

[Mr Phoebus]

CG is the founder and treasurer of the Derek Batey Fan Club.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus went to an ad hoc meeting of the above meeting, but was surprised there was no wine to drink.

 

[accountantpete]

There were 12 bottles of wine at the DBFC meeting but Speicher got there 21 minutes before CG.

 

[Andy_R]

And AP just won't stop whining about it