Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

 

[TVC]

It's hard to make Speicher smile.

 

[TVC]

Mort is so hard he can make diamonds cry.

 

[Rapples]

Diamonds are a Velvet Curtains best friend

 

[KEEF]

Rapples is well known for his curtain twitching

 

[TVC]

After a couple of small Baileys, KEEF can be found in the corner twitching.

 

[wildjetskier]

Uncle Mort applied for the role as Fester in the Addams Family but was offered the role of Morticia instead he accepted but insisted he did all his own make-up

 

[colly]

WJS was reported to have had sex with a lady once upon a time.

Reports of the event were said to have included the phrase ................" like throwing a sausage up the Woowich Tunnel"..............I can't imagine why.

 

[Rapples]

Colly had sex with a woman quite a few times, but when he got caught by her husband he just said...


You bad, bad dog

 

[Ludwig]

Colly cycled to Powys in Mid Wales to see Three Cocks

 

[wildjetskier]

Ludwig used the local bike scheme in Wales, she wasn't happy he had no staying power, his bottom end fell off and her clip on's didn't fit properly

 

[Toshiba Boy]

WJS is very excited, he's having his new toupe fitted tomorrow, and will finally be able to have his Bobby Charltom strands snipped off, the same strands that have been so successfully camouflaging his bald pate these last 37 years.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy_R keeps chucking bananas in the air - he'd heard something about High Fyffes.

ACP is banned from a certain School in Rochdale becuase when one of the teachers was looking up 'My Maths' on the internet, instead, a picture of ACP eating a banana was projected onto the smart board, making 3 girls sick and distressing the others.

Colly had sex with a woman quite a few times, but when he got caught by her husband he just said...

You bad, bad dog

Yay, it isn't just me making the dog jokes!

Now, sit!
Good boy!

Ludwig used the local bike scheme in Wales, she wasn't happy he had no staying power, his bottom end fell off and her clip on's didn't fit properly

And as for the strap on, well.....

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh isn't known as Red Beard for nothing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After an unfortunate accident involving Peroxide, Archie has had completely white hair since he was 6