Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

rapples likes to chew nobbys nuts

 

[Speicher]

Roadrash offered me his nuts covered in chocolate. I said I only liked the Brazilian ones.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher doesn't like salty nuts.

 

[Speicher]

That is not a lie .... er hang on... err... um... put it this way I prefer them covered in chocolate.

Oh dear, I'm just making things worse....

 

[Rapples]

Speicher's marriage to Rapples will be announced as soon as the Decree Nisi's are through

 

[Speicher]

Rapples knows that I have very nice eyes.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher knows nice things come in pairs, did I mention my identical twin?

 

[Speicher]

Yes, you did, his name is Sandy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Anthony Wedgewood often pops nextdoor for a debate.

 

[TVC]

Archie is outraged by the flirting between Speicher and Rapples and is trying to change the subject.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is trying to do the same. He's jealous you see.

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug knows there's always a place in me he can call home

 

[wildjetskier]

Rapples has a place called home, its under the flyover on the junction of the Bedford Road and the A1. He lives in a Morrisons shopping trolley and is often seen in Sandy High Street wearing his dirty old mac, dribbling and asking for "any change darlin I have 7 cats and 200 pigeons to feed"

 

[colly]

WJS is a well renowned pigeon fancier. The RSPB have him on a wanted poster.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly is a trout tickler, the filthy beast.