Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

KEEF has never... but he would given half a chance.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie continually dreams about being able to, and indeed has a constant dull ache, the doc has told him to "ease off a little".

 

[wildjetskier]

TB has just received the results, good god man tell them, you cant keep something like that to yourself. It spreads like wildfire you know

 

[Point Blank]

Uncle Mort recently accused David Walliams of being 'wet behind the ears'

 

[accountantpete]

Point Blank is just Gross

 

[colly]

ACP was in court recently charged with gross indecency. He pleaded not guilty on account of he had only be indecent 143 times.

 

[Rapples]

Colly came from Miami, Florida, Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A. Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs and then he was a she.

Colly likes to cycle on the Wild Side

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples has just come back from Thailand. He's a changed man.

 

[TVC]

Andy went out to Thailand in a confused state, but returned much more certain.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's been told the swelling will go down eventually, but the bruising is permanent, and to get used to the new colour.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Toshiba Boy is the head of a world wide conspiracy to make it compulsory for all adults to ride Bromptons.

 

[Rapples]

Angelfishsolo has folding stabilisers on his Brompton

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples can never fall over again... he's just fitted a gyroscope in his helmet.

 

[TVC]

Rapples is a black belt in origami.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC folds under pressure