Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie is frequently down and out - but not necessarily in Paris or London.

 

[TVC]

Pete is permanently down and out, but with a wistful tear he recalls the times when he was up and in.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is non- U.

 

[Rapples]

accontantpete's favourite online shop is pvc-u-like.com

 

[TVC]

Rapples favourite online shop is still Millets.com

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's head is still turned by the Millets whitewash window sign proclaiming "Full Camping Gear".

 

[Rapples]

Mrs accountantpete is heartily fed up of him playing pop-up tents with the bedsheets in the mornings

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples tried to play pop up tents, but only managed a pup tent. Unfortunately Mrs Rapples was expecting a frame tent with all the bells and whistles.

 

[Rapples]

Andy R's bedsheet tents are really impressive, until you realise they are caused by lighter than air technology

 

[wildjetskier]

Rapples' bedsheets are of a rubber consistency this is purely preventative in case his Tena's run out....again

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

WJS has a subscription to 'Latex Wearers Monthly'.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has told me that he has appeared on page three of the above publication.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher of course has appeared on page 3 of Playtex Wearers Monthly.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher is rubbery, and goes to the dentists at tooth hurty

accountantpete of course only gets to wear his playtex once a week, on Saturday nights

 

[Speicher]

Rapples tries to hide his copy of Playdoh weekly.