Post a lie about the poster above.

[Kleban]

Toshiba went to his local bike dealer. He told the customer assistant he had a minimal budget and was looking for a cheap Hybrid for a 'run - a - round'


He was duly sold a battered 'Penny' Farthing ...

 

[wildjetskier]

Kleban used to be a stand up comedian, his show stopping joke was

Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself ???













Because it was two-tyred!!

He flopped and is now leicestershire's only underwater sewage extractor

 

[colly]

WJS has a shoot job too.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly's favourite record. He wore the original vinyl record out.

He also likes to whip his head back in time with Raffaella at the 'do it, do it again' bit.




[media]
]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WuRPgbDJgc[/media]

 

[Rapples]

Mr Phoebus has a 12 incher, but he can't keep it up for 5 and a half minutes
[media]
]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4l3_HMFWHw[/media]

 

[Cheddar George]

Rapples wastes hours of his time trying to tune his radiogram to the light programme.

 

[Rapples]

Uncle Mort has 39 steps leading down to his secret dungeon

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples woke up this morning to find the Queen sitting on the end of his bed smoking a fag.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP keeps thinking he's Prince Phillip....


Look- he didn't know it was an osprey, OK?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie-tech is the voice of that sinister polar bear in the birdseye adverts.

 

[wildjetskier]

Uncle Mort is the character in the Go Compare adverts, only larger and more annoying

 

[Archie_tect]

WJS has made a name for himself... his real name is Wjltjyczkjcz but no-one would believe him.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie tect made a name for himself too, using a bit of wood and some paint from the shed.

 

[Speicher]

TBM is very careful about remembering where he put the keys to the shed.

 

[Rapples]

Speicher "Two Sheds" Jackson is only jealous because Threebikesmcginty has a shed for each bike